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Archive for April, 2008

Wings vs. Avs Redux

Posted by Chilli on Apr-24-2008

About 10 years ago, the Red Wings and Avalanche rivalry was the biggest in hockey and one of the most intense in sports. It always reached fever pitch in the playoffs. That playoff rivalry is renewed starting tonight. While Claude Lemieux and Patrick Roy are both gone, many of the tough Red Wings are still there. It will be fun to watch these two go at it again.

[ESPN]

CNN T-Shirts

Posted by Chilli on Apr-24-2008

CNN is stupid

CNN.com has introduced a new feature. For every news video on the site, you can buy a shirt in white, black, or grey with the headline of the story on it. Maybe I just don’t get it, but this has to be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen. Seriously, who wants a shirt that says “176-lb beauty squashes stereotypes” or “Boy charged with sharing nude cell pics”? Each shirt also says “I just saw it on CNN.com” and then has the date and time the video was posted. Yeah, I want everybody to know I was watching a video about a 176-lb beauty at 1:20 A.M.

[CNN]

Crazy Japanese Tetris

Posted by Chilli on Apr-20-2008

This is a great video that I saw on Gizmodo a while ago. Japanese games hows are always crazy…and consequently, funny.

[Glumbert via Gizmodo]

Obama flips Hillary the bird

Posted by Chilli on Apr-19-2008

It’s subtle, but it’s there. I’m starting to like this guy even more. I like his sense of humor.

[YouTube via Dvorak Uncensored]

“She’s helping me with my intimacy issues”

Posted by Chilli on Apr-18-2008

Alright, I know Cheaters is a little trashy…err…a lot trashy, but it can still be pretty entertaining. I was home one day and just happened to have it on while I was working on stuff. This is the episode I saw, and is probably the best episode ever.

[YouTube]

One for the TU fans

Posted by Chilli on Apr-18-2008

I saw this a while back, and it still makes me laugh. I wonder if the coaches have seen it?

[JibJab]

Sorry about the quality of the video. some idiot recorded it off TV….with a video camera. Anyway, This scene is from Undercover Brother and was somehow omitted from the list, but Cracked’s list of “10 Scenes of Brutal Violence Guaranteed to Make You Laugh” is still worth a read. Cracked is always good for an entertaining list of something.

[Cracked via Digg]


The Onion is reporting that Paramount is going to make the Iron Man trailer into a full length movie. Sounds risky.

[The Onion via Gizmodo]

Bejeweled marriage proposal

Posted by Chilli on Apr-16-2008

Awesome license plate

I can only hope that if I ever propose, it can be nearly this nerdy: CNN story.

[CNN via Digg]

If only I could be as smooth as Quagmire

Posted by Chilli on Apr-15-2008

I don’t have everything wired like him. I just have a disco ball and Barry White on the clapper.

[Hulu]